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Sales Strategist. Process Queen. Professional Uncringer of Sales. 💖

Email: [email protected]
Website: www.90daystoslay.biz
Location: Austin, TX

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Yes, she is real. Yes, she answers her email (TBH text is better). And yes, she brings the vibes.

Tired of the same old sales talks that feel like a hostage situation? Need a fresh, fun, actually-useful perspective on creating unforgettable customer experiences? Meet Jessica Allen. Coolish sales girl and the brains behind #90DaysToSlay. Helping teams turn sales from cringe to captivating.

Jessica isn't just a speaker. She's an experience designer for sales and customer journeys. She builds rooms that wake people up.

She helps service-based businesses in saturated markets stand out, sell more, and create delighted customers who champion your brand.

And her frameworks have helped small businesses increase recurring revenue by 300% (without selling their soul).

Jessica brings high-energy insights and practical, creative strategies that make sales fun, human, and wildly profitable. Your audience will laugh, learn, and leave with actual tools they can use the same day.

And it definitely shouldn’t make your team feel like they need a shower after every pitch.

What Jessica Brings to Your Stage

Ready to get your team fired up about selling again? Book a vibe check.

🔥 Creating Moments That Slay: Delight customers + get them talking about you

🔥 Un-Cringe Your Sales: Stop sounding like a used-car lot (you know the vibe 😂💖)

🔥 Customer Experience That Converts: CX that actually drives revenue

🔥 Storytelling for DOLLAR BILLS: Craft creative stories that captivate + close

🔥 90-Minute Pipeline Reboot: Action-packed workshop that transforms your pipeline in 90 days

Book A Vibe Check Or don't. Because. Well, maybe we're not gonna work out.
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Who Is Jessica?

I’m not your average sales + marketing consultant — and that’s exactly why you’re here.

You’re not looking for a script robot or a “10 tips to close more deals” coach. You want something different. Something fun. Something with a little cra and a lot of heart.

(And maybe something pink. Let’s be honest, probably something pink.)

I’ve spent over 20 years studying humans, fixing broken processes, leading teams, scaling small businesses, and spotting the patterns most people miss.

My secret sauce?

A trauma-response superpower: seeing the red flags, the revenue leaks, and the opportunities that make your margins grow.

Relationships & Trust > Transactional Cringe.

Always.

I’m not your typical sales coach...ewww...so please don’t call me that.

It’s kinda gross and not my brand.

Think of me as your new business bestie with receipts, strategy, and vibes.

Sure, other consultants might hand you a cookie-cutter script and call it a day, but we're extra around here, so I help you build a sales strategy that’s authentic, practical, high-margin, and actually fun.

I don’t do sleazy “sign-now” tactics ❌ or cringe cold calls.

I believe in trust, connection, creativity, and slaying deals without selling out your soul 💅💖.

After two decades of turning boring business problems into experiences that delight customers AND drive revenue, I don’t just teach sales…

I teach you how to own your process, stand out, and build profit without burnout.

If you want cookie-cutter advice, I hear folks like Grant Cardone are pretty great at that.

But if you’re ready to say BYE to the AI script, have some fun, and see sustainable results…let’s talk. 💼🔥💖

Need To Hang? Honestly. What Are You Waiting For?

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Street cred: Because I’ve done cool stuff

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